Tuesday, May 22, 2007

Where have I been?

I could make up some fabulous story about running away for a whirlwind journey with magical overtones and lots of time spent in quiet contemplation of the curiousness of life as we know it, but instead, let's just say I've been busy.

Crafty photos to appear soon... (I know, promises, promises...)

In the meantime, here's a biker chick, a harbinger of summer and a purty lil' thing, in that order, followed by a fun meme.

Swiped from Badger via Blackbird:

If I was an hour of the day... I would be 11:oo AM.

If I was a planet... I would be Pluto. Yes, it is!

If I was a direction... I would be up.

If I was a piece of furniture... I would be a comfortable camping chair.

If I was a liquid... I would be tequila.

If I was a sin... I would be Sloth. (Oh yeah.)

If I was a rock... I would be malachite.

If I was a tree... I would be a Cascalote (Caeselpinia cacalaco).

If I was a fruit... I would be a naval orange.

If I was a flower... I would be a sweet pea.

If I was a climate... I would be rainy.

If I was a musical instrument... I would be a concertina. (English, mind.)

If I was an element... I would be Earth.

If I was a color... I would be dusty brick-red.

If I was an animal... I would be an elephant.

If I was a sound... I would be my husband's from-the-gut, wonderful bwah-ha-ha laugh.

If I was music... I would be big-band.

If I was a music style... I would be Hoagy Carmichael type-tunes.

If I was a feeling... I would be pleased.

If I was a book... I would be worn and well-read.

If I was a food... I would be fried. Probably potatoes.

If I was a place... I would be a garden anywhere.

If I was a flavour... I would be cumin.

If I was a scent... I would be citrus.

If I was a word... I would be zippy.

If I was a verb... I would be fling!

If I was an object... I would be a surprise parcel wrapped in brown paper from Dorset (!)

If I was a part of the body... I would be a freckle. (Ha! Thought I'd say eye, didn't you?)

If I was a facial expression... I would be a grin.

If I was a cartoon character... I would be Rocket J. Squirrel.

If I was a movie... I would be Notting Hill.

If I was a shape... I would be a wiggly, imperfect circle.

If I was a number... I would be 9.

If I was a season... I would be fall.

If I was a sentence... I would be "Always take a no-thank-you portion".

Consider yourself tagged and leave me a note if you play! I'll try not to stay away so long.


Emily said...

Hello again!

Liz y Brian said...

Oh! You are citrus! I will tune up (Me!me! Me!me! Me!me! Meee!) And play!

Mandella said...

But there's nothing in the meme which enables you to be a good long-distance friend, which you most definitely are!

Anonymous said...

Aha...I know who the brown parcel would be from, my little biker pal! Lovely meme and I think your sound (hubby's laugh) was the best ever. Having just been gardening in sunshine too hot to work in, I'm debating on my own smell....I wish it was sweetpeas. Time for a shower methinks ;)